Love me cancerously
Like a salt-sore soaked in the sea.
‘High-maintenance’ means
You’re a gluttonous queen
Narcissistic and mean.
Kill me romantically
Fill my soul with vomit
Then ask me for a piece of gum.
Bitter and dumb
You’re my sugarplum.
You’re awful, I love you!

CHORUS
She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
And when her edges soften
Her body is my coffin
I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to bones in bed

Must be the sign on my head
That says, oh…
Love me dead! Love me dead!

You’re a faith-healer on T.V.
You’re an office park without any trees
Corporate and cold
Gushing for gold
Leave me alone.
You suck so passionately
You’re a parasitic, psycho, filthy creature
finger-bangin’ my heart
You call me up drunk
Does the fun ever start?
You’re hideous and sexy!

REPEAT CHORUS

Must be the sign on my head
That says, oh…
Love me dead! Love me dead!

SOLO

Love me cancerously
Brrrot-dot-da-d-da-da!
How’s your new boy?
Does he know about me?
You’ve got the mark of the beast.
You’re born of a jackal! You’re beautiful!

REPEAT CHORUS

Wha’ ’bout that sign on my head
That says, oh…
Love me dead!

Description: [Oneshot] YAOI VERSION. Rated T. Romance/Hurt/Comfort. (Excerpt from story) “Don’t you remember sleeping beauty…” he whispers into my ear as fingers trace along my pale cheeks. “You said you were always mine.” My throat was dry and I knew my voice had grown shaky but I still formed a reply. “I lied.” 

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Another week down!! Woot!! Okay as you can tell I am way pumped after watching this week’s episode.  Not because the dancing was hot but just because I have a lot to say about the performances given. There were no 5’s given this week and I think that has to do a lot with the songs given to the groups. Mostly all the songs were song paced and clearly no group can properly dance to slow songs. This episode made me so much better than last weeks but it was still just so disappointing. Weren’t there supposed to be new challenges with season 2? And what was up with Shane this week? I guess that man got laid this week because he did not go harsh at ALL, which again disappointed me because I always felt he critiqued very at point. Anyway I won’t babble anymore and get on with my review of the dancing.

Super Cr3w 4/5 - Granted their performance last week was much better. This performance was definitely not bad. There is not much else to say though. The performance consisted more of tricks than actually dancing which did disappoint me a little. Regardless though the performance was an A and it was very pumped. If you saw the performance then it literally can stand on its on - no more words are needed. (This was the crew that got my vote this week.)

Fanny Pack 3.5/5 - YES! They were in the top six this week, which this group well deserves. It oozed originality and it showed dancing which to me is the most important thing. I was impressed considering this group is so eighties and honestly I didn’t think they would do well in modern music moves. I was wrong! I agree with J.C. saying that it was sloppily in a few parts but the hype made up for it.

Supreme Soul 3.5/5 - Surprised that their in the top six? No. Like I said in my last post because it is up to American I already knew they would be safe. But this week’s performance was much better. Not to say it was smooth because it wasn’t. It still needs much improvement but I loved the ending bit. I immensely disagree with Shane, they did NOT rip this show with that performance. It was a vast improvement and I clearly see this group has potential. The beginning of this performance was for me ‘wack’ I didn’t like it at all. Very slow moving, very almost clumsy.

Phresh Select 3/5 -  Honestly only one word comes to mind: boring. It seemed like a very boring and safe routine. I didn’t like it much and felt they could have done much better overall. The lean back with the jacket was the only moment I thought was ‘cute’ and well done. Kind of sloppy at certain moments and the fact that the song wasn’t a fast pace one only added to the staleness of this performance.

Asiid 3/5 -  I liked last week’s performance better but this performance wasn’t bad. Surprising I agree with Lil Mama and thought they could have done the performance in a much smoother pace. It seemed too rush and not very crazy, not at all what the song called for. There was not one thing in the performance that awed me. The dancing and what little tricks they did were half baked in my opinion. I think placement was one of the things that made me cringe as I saw the performance and like I said I thought they were all over the place.

SoReal 3/5 - Average performance just like last weeks. The beginning was the best part of the whole performance but overall it was sloppy. Very, very sloppy in fact. I believe that is due to the song being a relatively slow song. There were tons of errors doing the performance and again like the other crews it was a half baked routine. It was more than obvious that this group did not rehearsal as much as they should or if they did maybe that just means they are not up to standards.

Xtreme Dance Force 3/5 - What the hell!! Better than Boogie Bots, I think not and obviously the crowd agreed. Better than last week’s performance, that can be said without a doubt. Again another slow performance but I liked this one a bit more because it was clean cut. It was not sloppily but it was again a boring routine. There were no big dance moves or big tricks - just clean cut dancing which would have been good if it hadn’t been so plain jane.

Boogie Bots 3.5/5  &  Sass x7 2/5 - Half of my last week predications came true. I was never more surprised than when they said Boogie Bots was in the bottom two. American clearly cannot vote to save their ass. Loved the Boogie Bots performance. High paced (the only high paced song of the night) and so super clean and on point. I agree with J.C. in the point of it was not very difficult but it was not boring which is something I have said multipliable times about the other performances. Moving on to Sassx7… I think I fell asleep at one point. I don’t have much to say about Sassx7 - their performance spoke for itself and it was clear why they went home. The difference in level of these two performances was immense and Sassx7 just needs a lot more time to develop before they can compete on a grand scale.

My predications for next week? I believe that based on tonight’s performances and of course American’s voting pattern… the bottom two crews next week will be Phresh Select and Xtreme Dance Force. But who do I say will leave next week? Xtreme Dance Force.

I bet a lot of us who were fans of season 1 of Randy Jackson presents Americans Best Dance Crew tuned in for season 2 last night. I also bet a lot of is were disappointed with the dancing. At least I was very disappointed. The following is my view on each of the performances along with my rating (feel free to disagree).

SoReal 3/5 - There was nothing bad about this performance, but it was not impressive either.

Supreme Soul 1/5 - This was by far the worst performance of the night. Where was the dancing? It was a half baked routine and there was not one moment where I felt impressed.

Xtreme Dance Force 2/5 - There was alot of high energy in this performance but like Shane said it was ‘whack’. Nothing they did showed a real challenge. It would have been a much better performance if the stunts showed more effort.

Asiid 5/5 - Loved it. Best performance of the entire night. There was nothing in their routine that really had amazing shunts but the level of energy was definitely there. Most of all this group danced, they did what this show was all about dancing not dumb stunts. (This group was the one who got my vote.)

Boogie Bots 4/5 - This group has a very nice combo of both dancing and tricks. The only thing was at times they were a bit sluggish and overall could have been neater.

Super Cr3w 5/5 - The level of energy with this performance was amazing. The stunts and the dance flowed well together. Furthermore this group was really different with their performance, which really entertained the crowd. I personally couldn’t take my eyes off the scene during their performance.

Phresh Select 3/5 - I didn’t feel their performance flowed as well as  it should have and at times was very slow. The level of neatness was low which caused me to yawn during their performance. Overall not impressive.

Sass x7 2/5 - Cheerleaders, enough said. Seriously though for a group that claims not to be cheerleaders (and gets rather offended when called that) they are doing nothing on their part to shake that image off. Their performance was very sloppy at points, like really where was the ’sass’. Honestly like my other post had said, they should have been the ones to leave last night.

Fanny Pack 3/5 & Distorted X 3/5 - I fully agree with the judges and have to say that these two should not have been at the bottom two last night. Honestly speaking though both crews did a decent job with their performances and both were more or less on the same level. So then why did Fanny Pack stay? Easy. Fanny Pack is different - from their dancing to their style. They stand for something more then Distorted X. They have the potential to improve while Distorted X was mediocre at best.

My predications for next week? The top four will consist of Asiid, Boogie Bots, Super Cr3w, and because this is based on the votes I wouldn’t be suprised if it were Supreme Soul. But the real question is who will be leaving next week? Of course I have to say that Sassx7 will be the ones to leave, but who will they be up against? My opinion says Xtreme Dance Force.

So I get up this morning and I’m eating breakfast and then I get a text message. It reads: “You want it in your butt don’t you.”

Seriously!?

Is that text message supposed to be cute? Funny? Charming? Am I supposed to be flattered?

I mean I would think it was funny if you know I talked to this guy on a regular basis and we were messing around. But we hardly talk to each other because he’s busy and now that he gets a chance, he sends me that! I would understand if this was the first text he sends me like this. But it’s almost every other text. What am I? A hooker? A whore you send sex texts to when your horny?

Can’t you tell me you miss me? Can’t you say you want to see me (w/o saying its for sex)? Can’t you say something else!!

Lie to me damn it!! 

Well, no. Don’t lie to me. But geez a little sweet talk would be nice. Is that too much to ask? Just some old fashion sweet talk. Don’t tell me I look fuckable. Don’t tell me I have nice boobs. Don’t tell me how hard you want to fuck me. Those things are not flattering. Save that shit for foreplay time at least.

Messages like this don’t make me feel flattered. They make me feel cheap and stupid. If you want me for just a fuck then say so. But wait, I did ask you that - if I was just a fuck - and you got mad, remember? You said you didn’t want just sex from me. You have a funny way of showing that. So when you make up your mind, tell me. Tell me if I’m just a fuck and I’ll treat you the same way. But don’t tell me you like me and then talk to me like I’m a whore. It is not flattering.

Don’t even try and speak.

To try to tell me it wasn’t me.

Don’t even try and say.

This was all for me.

That somehow you wanted to fix me.

Don’t even cry and beg.

Beg for me to take you back.

This is finished and completed.

Zip. Zero. Done.

So don’t even try to open me back up.

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I am finally writing in my blog, surprising eh? Well I am making a real effort here since I just love this collective so much. Anyway how many of you watch Randy Jackson presents American’s Best Dance Crew? I have followed since the first season and needless to say I am very excited about season two starting on June 19. The live auditions were a very good indication of who just plain sucks and who might be the winner. Actually I remember being able to successfully predict who was going home before the episode even aired last season. I wish to do the same again this season, only of course I will be blogging it. So who will be the first to leave this upcoming episode? It is kind of hard to say, but my opinion is it will be Sass x7. Not that they are ‘bad’ dancers, but they don’t have IT. You know that IT factor that the other (mostly all the others anyway) do have. They are just not good enough to be on this show (and yes I do think Shhh should have been chosen over them).

What are your opinions?

Description: [Oneshot] Rated T. Romance/Hurt/Comfort. (Excerpt from story) “Don’t you remember sleeping beauty…” he whispers into my ear as fingers trace along my pale cheeks. “You said you were always mine.” My throat was dry and I knew my voice had grown shaky but I still formed a reply. “I lied.”

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