So I get up this morning and I’m eating breakfast and then I get a text message. It reads: “You want it in your butt don’t you.”
Seriously!?
Is that text message supposed to be cute? Funny? Charming? Am I supposed to be flattered?
I mean I would think it was funny if you know I talked to this guy on a regular basis and we were messing around. But we hardly talk to each other because he’s busy and now that he gets a chance, he sends me that! I would understand if this was the first text he sends me like this. But it’s almost every other text. What am I? A hooker? A whore you send sex texts to when your horny?
Can’t you tell me you miss me? Can’t you say you want to see me (w/o saying its for sex)? Can’t you say something else!!
Lie to me damn it!!
Well, no. Don’t lie to me. But geez a little sweet talk would be nice. Is that too much to ask? Just some old fashion sweet talk. Don’t tell me I look fuckable. Don’t tell me I have nice boobs. Don’t tell me how hard you want to fuck me. Those things are not flattering. Save that shit for foreplay time at least.
Messages like this don’t make me feel flattered. They make me feel cheap and stupid. If you want me for just a fuck then say so. But wait, I did ask you that – if I was just a fuck – and you got mad, remember? You said you didn’t want just sex from me. You have a funny way of showing that. So when you make up your mind, tell me. Tell me if I’m just a fuck and I’ll treat you the same way. But don’t tell me you like me and then talk to me like I’m a whore. It is not flattering.